Category Archives: Erotica and Pornography

Porn sex vs real sex (VIDEO)

Many people over the years, particularly women, have expressed concern over the role pornography has played in setting unreasonable expectations in the bedroom, especially amongst young people who are receiving all of  their sex education by watching Redtube and YouPorn (damn those abstinence only programs!). Cindy Gallop, the creative mind behind Make Love Not Porn, proclaims to be “pro sex, pro porn, pro knowing the difference.”

Now a NY production company called Kornhaber Brown [KB] has put out an amusing short film illustrating some of these differences with food:

The only access to porn I had as a kid was the scrambled variety on channel 99. One early confession from an anonymous girl submitted to FKMYSELF.COM described repeated viewings of sex scenes from Jerry Maguire and Soul Food (rewound on VHS) as masturbatory material. Man do kids have it easy these days.

But is all this easy access to pornography warping their minds? Does every teenage boy assume that every girl enjoys anal and swallowing? A lot of the sex education I received was from reading Cosmo magazine, which can’t be much better, but have unreasonable boudoir expectations become amplified by YouPorn? I’d love to hear what the readers have to say about this one- please weigh in below.

–Kim H.


‘China Girls’/Shia Laboeuf goes full frontal (VIDEO)

The internet was abuzz today over a video that featured Shia Laboeuf… in the buff… directed by Alma Har’el for Sigur Rós’ “Fjögur Píanó”, a melancholy instrumental piece from the Icelandic band’s Valtari album. This is the third in a series called “the valtari mystery film experiment.” Description from the band’s website:

sigur rós have given a dozen film makers the same modest budget and asked them to create whatever comes into their head when they listen to songs from the band’s new album valtari. the idea is to bypass the usual artistic approval process and allow people utmost creative freedom. 

As  I expected, some were quick to label the art house film pretentious (like Todd Martens at the LA Times, who also called it  “naked & boring”, “pointless”) but I found it emotionally stirring and quite beautiful.

But if the interpretive underwear dance sequence is too much for you, perhaps you might appreciate these erotic “CHINA GIRL” photographs by Marcus Piggott and Mert Alas (styled by Karl Templer) that I stumbled across from Interview Magazine and had to share.

“Seventies glamour takes a trip to downtown Shanghai and the decadence of the sapphic scene in the opium dens of the ’20s. where girl meets girl, East meets West, and the spirit of ‘le smoking’ meets the knowing elegance of Chinoiserie“:

Must have been a rough day on set. For more Interview galleries, click here.

‘Snow White & the Huntsman’ cast read ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’ on MTV (VIDEO)

If you thought Gilbert Gottfried reading ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’ was hot, wait til you see this: the very sexy cast of Snow White and the Huntsman, Kristin Stewart, Charlize Theron, Chris Hemsworth (Avengers) and Sam Clafin, each took turns reading a passage from the E.L. James novel on the Erotica segment of MTV’s “After Hours.”

I missed this when it first aired in ???? because I stopped watching MrealityTVbites sometime around 2005. Even if you’re getting tired of hearing about this “mommy porn” that is giving many bored housewives a much needed libido boost and breaking down the taboo still surrounding erotica and BDSM, you may still get a kick out of watching Hemsworth (who is married to and just had a baby with Spanish bombshell Elsa Pataky, siiiiIiGHhHHHhHH…..) barely make it through the first sentence while Charlize Theron, who tells segment host Josh Horowitz “I know this book really well”, has a lot of fun acting it out.

Kristin Stewart is eager for her own copy, but tells Horowitz: “When people read this on airplanes I’m like, ‘Ew. Take that blanket off your lap you freak!'” I wonder if solo time in an airplane bathroom counts towards mile high club membership…


Marc Jacobs & Hugh Hefner Get Sexy Bday ‘Card’ From Claire Edmondson (VIDEO NSFW)

What do Claire Edmondson, Hugh Hefner and Marc Jacobs have in common? They all share the same birthday (April 9th). To celebrate this month, filmmaker Edmondson released a short and sexy video art/birthday card that pays tribute to Hefner’s sultry centerfolds and Jacobs’ history as creative director of Louis Vuitton.

In an interview with Vice Magazine, Edmondson said:

“Me, Marc and Hugh” is an art project that just sort of came to me a few years ago when I was looking at a “famous people who share your birthday” list. Marc Jacobs and Hugh Hefner were the two I identified with on that list and thought it would be fun to turn it into a humorous art project of sorts—a merging of worlds and aesthetics brought together because we share the same birth date. But besides the April 9th birth date, I see a common thread in our interests, work ethics, and ambitions. I forgot about the idea for a while and then remembered about a month ago and thought it would be a fun project to release as a “birthday card” for the three of us.

Check it out:

Are panda bear sex rights under attack? (Video NSFW)

By J.S. |

“Protect panda bear sex rights!” proclaim the folks at, which features “fun porn videos with teenage hot girls having sex with toys.”  I’ve been seeing a lot of this panda porn pop up on RedTube lately. I was rather perplexed at first, but then it occurred to me that many of us girls have rubbed ourselves against plushy stuffed animal toys to get off, and in fact a male Fkmyself reader wrote a confession about masturbating with a stuffed football he sewed in home ec class. I also get that plenty of dudes dig the innocent looking little girl thing.


However, it’s hard to imagine someone being able to successfully masturbate to this when the panda’s Chewbacca-like grunting nearly drowns out his partner’s moans and Gunther’s Ding Dong Song (You Touch My Tralala) plays in the background:

This seems about as erotic as Chris Farley getting molested by a giant penguin at the end of Happy Gilmore.

Okay, maybe slightly more erotic than Chris Farley. But hey, at least they’re promoting safe sex!

Vivid releases ‘Pee-Wee’s XXX Adventure’ (VIDEO)

Have you ever wondered what Pee-wee Herman’s ‘O face’ looks like? Neither have I. But that hasn’t stopped the folks at Vivid Entertainment from releasing their porn parody of the 1985 classic Pee-wee’s Big Adventure, aptly titled what else but Pee-wee’s XXX Adventure.  I can’t think of anything more boner shriveling than that man-child’s eerie laugh, but hey, whatever floats your boat. Check out the trailer above (safe for work) as well as the amazing production stills below (NSFW), most notably featuring actor Tommy Pistol’s Aqua Teen Hunger Force Milkshake tattoo(??):

Daniel Radcliffe reads erotic Harry Potter fanfiction (VIDEO)

A few months ago I stumbled across some erotic Harry Potter fanfiction. Here’s an excerpt from a piece at The Quidditch Pitch entitled “Fantasies Fulfilled”:

Charlie allowed Harry to push him back on the bed and Harry’s hands slid around Hermione’s waist. She loved the way the leather felt against her skin and when he lifted her over Charlie’s cock and slid her down slowly she cried out his name. He cupped her breast before tugging one of his gloves off with his teeth. His lips trailed a line of fire down her back and he pushed her shoulders forwarded when he reached the curve of her arse. She expected to feel his fingers inside her but when she felt his tongue circling her puckered hole she nearly screamed with pleasure. His tongue dipped inside, stretching her, and she slowly rocked back and forth. Charlie’s hand was between her legs, rubbing her clit, and his lips closed around her nipple… Harry began driving his tongue inside her, abruptly pulling out and whispering a charm

Rawr. Fortunately for us the good folks over at Bravo managed to get Ralph Fiennes and Daniel Radcliffe to do a brief reading of some similar scintillating scenes:

Radcliffe later opens up about creepy stalkers and his attraction to Katy Perry and Scarlett Johansson:

Somebody’s all growns up.

Jackoff Sparrow’s Porn Picks: Masturbation and Sasha Grey (VIDEO)

It’s 1:38 AM in Hawaii and I’m restless as usual. So here are two hot masturbation selections from XVIDEOS. Hope you enjoy them as much as I did.



1) Beautiful brunette (click here to view)  

You know I can’t lower the beauty bar in my amateur porn. No ultra fake porn moaning here or obnoxious soundtrack. Just pure breathy moans.

2) Sasha Grey (click here to view)

If you’ve been paying attention yes, clearly I have jumped on the Grey. Bandwagon. Annoying preamble but it gets good.  A more intense climax than the last lovely lady.