New website coming soon!
Sorry that I haven't posted anything new here since... holy shit, NOVEMBER?! It's partly because I've been too busy waiting for Procatinator to load a cat and buffer a song, but also because I've been working on launching our new website, Hysteric TV. I have loads of video content that I can't ...
Confession: Why I choose an open relationship
By Haz Tantra Before I entered an open relationship, I thought it would be a great way to have your cake and eat it too. You could have all the benefits of being in a relationship - stability, security, and regular sex, as well as all the benefits of being single - freedom, ...
Confession: How I (Still) Make My Open Relationship Work
By Kristine Deguzman | Reposted from Em & Lo A few years ago, when I was a bright-eyed junior at UC Berkeley, I wrote about how my boyfriend and I were going on a break before I left to study abroad in Spain. At the time we had been together for two years, ...
Ke$ha claims she had sex with a ghost. How common is this really?
So this is why she wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy. Singer Ke$ha told Ryan Seacrest in a recent radio show interview that her new song "Supernatural" is “about experiences with the supernatural, but in a sexy way. I had a couple of experiences with the supernatural." Who was ...
50 cent: ‘Masturbation is a sin…God is watching you’
Looks like rapper 50 cent has joined the long list of religious fanatics eager to shame us about our sexual desires. He has gone on Twitter to denounce masturbation, even outlining a 4 step plan to stymy your wanking urges: So how religious is 50 Cent? According to Hollowverse.com, 50 Cent has ...
Best of FKMYSELF: The 12-Year-Old Virgin
One of our readers recounts hitting a pre-teen home run: By Spanksy I was supposed to have this written a few weeks ago, but I kept getting distracted and procrasturbating! …Get it? Procrastinating and Mas…tur…bating… *tap *tap Is this thing on? To say that I was a little sexually precocious as a child ...
R. Kelly Anti-masturbation video: funny or frightening? (VIDEO)
This week a video has been making the rounds on the interwebs that may at first glance seem hilarious but upon further examination is really pretty scary and honestly quite infuriating. Jehovah's Witnesses created a series of American Sign Language videos, one of which explains to people why they shouldn't be ...
San Francisco 49ers release ‘It Gets Better’ message (VIDEO)
This week San Francisco's 49ers became the first NFL team to make their own It Gets Better video, releasing a 60 second clip featuring Ricky Jean Francois, Isaac Sopoaga and Donte Whitner telling LGBT teens that the team is on their side. Take a look: SF weekly notes: Of course, the team had some ...
Raging Grannies respond to Akin with ‘Legitimate Rape’ Song (VIDEO)
I hope when I'm old and grey I'll have the wherewithal to compose musical responses to idiotic political gaffes by incompetent GOP representatives. Leave it to The Renegade Raging Grannies to come up with this creative rebuttal to congressman Todd Akin's comments about a woman's body being able to repel unwanted sperm and ...
Mitt Romney erotic fiction?!
Yesterday I came across a funny piece from McSweeney's by Wendy Molyneux entitled Mitt Romney Writes Erotic Fiction About Himself: It was 7:30 pm on a Wednesday, and Mitt Romney, former Governor of Massachusetts and presumptive Republican nominee for President, had made a decision. He was going to have sex with his ...
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